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Good Afternoon Class

Post  Parvati Patil on April 21st 2010, 7:40 pm

Good afternoon class,
My name is Professor Feeny, and I will be your History of Magic professor here at Hogwarts.
Please know that I will not tolerate disturbances in the classroom that affect my teaching, and detentions will be issued.
That is all for now, class dismissed.

Oh, and if anyone has seen Mr. Eric Matthews, please let him know that I wish to see him in my office immediately.
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Post  Guest on April 21st 2010, 7:47 pm

WTF IS THIS SHIT
WHERE IS BINNS

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Post  Louis Weasley on April 21st 2010, 7:49 pm

Oh hi Mr. Feeny! I can't wait to be in class with you again. Any hints on what we'll be learning?
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Post  Penelope Rosier on April 21st 2010, 7:51 pm

OMG NO WAY. I LOVE BOY MEETS WORLD
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Post  Parvati Patil on April 21st 2010, 7:53 pm

Professor Binns, Mr. Black, has retired to stay with Moaning Myrtle in the Girls' Lavatory on the Second Floor. I am sure they will be very happy together. Please refrain from cursing, I will not hesitate to write you up for detention.

Hello Miss Lawrence! I can ensure that we will be reviewing many topics that will help you prepare for your NEWTs.
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Post  Louis Weasley on April 21st 2010, 7:55 pm

*bounces excitedly* Wonderful! I can't wait!
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Post  Remus Lupin on April 21st 2010, 8:00 pm

OMR WHERE ARE YOU PEOPLE COMING FROM?!

*dies* hahahahahha I LOVE Boy Meets World though. LOVE LOVE LOVE IT.
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Post  Guest on April 21st 2010, 8:07 pm

O_O

THAT'S PEDOPHILIA!
SHE'S LIKE, A THIRTEEN YEAR OLD GHOST!
HE'S LIKE 120 YEARS OLD!

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

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Post  Parvati Patil on April 21st 2010, 8:09 pm

It's a pleasure to meet you Mr. Lupin.

And Mr. Black! I will not tolerate these outbursts from you! Please learn to control your comments. There is an acceptable time and place, and this is not one of them. Consider this a warning!
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Post  Guest on April 21st 2010, 8:11 pm

MERLIN
MY EYES
THE IMAGES
THEY BURN
STAB ME, STAB ME NOWWWWWWWWWW

*dramatically pokes self in chest with quill and fakes death in the middle of classroom*

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Post  Louis Weasley on April 21st 2010, 8:12 pm

*turns and makes a face at the dramatic student* oh please. Mr. Feeny, can't you do something about this?
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Post  Remus Lupin on April 21st 2010, 8:27 pm

[*currently loves you all...whoever you are* *thinks Mr. Black should learn to behave himself in class no matter how funny I think he is*]

Nice to meet you too Mr. Feeny. [*has always wanted to say that and also hopes that Feeny will be more interesting than Binns was*]
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Post  Parvati Patil on April 21st 2010, 8:59 pm

Mr. Black, I gave you full warning and you still manage to cause a pandemonium in my classroom! Two nights of detention will be issued, and I will be contacting your head of house to assign punishment!
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Post  Daphne Greengrass on April 21st 2010, 10:59 pm

HELLO PROFESSOR FEENY. I'M DEEEEEEE. *strips*

[Remmypie, that avatar is ganstatastic.

HOLY FUDGE, DID I JUST SAY GANGSTATASTIC?]
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Post  Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy on April 21st 2010, 11:06 pm

FEENY
FEEEEE-EEEENY.
FEEE-HEEEE-HEEE-HEEEE-NEYYYYY.
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Post  Narcissa Black on April 21st 2010, 11:41 pm

Really? We can get a MR. FEENY but we can't get a GIDEON? *pouts* Still nice to meet you, whoever you are. Welcome~
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Post  Guest on April 22nd 2010, 12:08 am

[I would much prefer a Professor Giles but that's just me...]

Hello professor!

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Post  Parvati Patil on April 22nd 2010, 12:19 am

Well Miss. Stasia, I would prefer to have well-behaved students with a passion for learning. Unfortunately, this seems to be a rare occurrence.

And hello everyone else.
I expect you all to be on time for class!

*Shields eyes from the young girl stripping*
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Post  Daphne Greengrass on April 22nd 2010, 12:19 am

DONUT IN THE SKY!
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Post  Guest on April 22nd 2010, 12:28 am

Okay...he just might be outta of his mind but we all are

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Post  Louis Weasley on April 22nd 2010, 12:32 am

Donut in the sky? that reminds me of a poem I wrote when I was small. would you like to hear it?

*clears throat*
Sun
The only, the one
space, big gaping place
without, within, our skin
Donut in the sky
freeon, flurocarbon, humpback whale, so big
exhaust is all lost
Donut in the sky

*bows*
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Post  Ronald Weasley on April 22nd 2010, 3:06 am

Hi Mr. Feeny! *grins*

That was a lovely poem Topanga. Want to help me write one?
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Post  Louis Weasley on April 22nd 2010, 3:25 am

*turns to Cory* Of course. but I'm NOT going to do it for you.
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Post  Guest on April 22nd 2010, 4:51 am

Annie Stasia wrote:[I would much prefer a Professor Giles but that's just me...]

Hello professor!


OMG YES

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Post  Guest on April 22nd 2010, 4:51 am

AND I WANT ADORABLE YOUNG ROCKER GILES.
AND I WANT ADORABLE NERDY GILES.

I WANT GILES!

-loves Giles-

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