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Post  Muffy - Tam - Draco on March 28th 2010, 12:47 am

I have 2 character versions: Dumbledore and Snape.
Which one do you want to see?
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Post  Katie Bell on March 28th 2010, 12:49 am

Dumbledore!
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Post  Muffy - Tam - Draco on March 28th 2010, 1:00 am

DUMBLEDORE VERSION


Professor Dumbledore, thanks for coming to your performance review
No problem
So you're headmaster around here, is that fair to say?
Absolutely, I'm the boss
Okay, so take us through a day in the life of the boss

Well, the first thing I do is...

Talk to to Cornelius (like a boss)
Approve memos (like a boss)
Defeat the ministry (like a boss)
Remember death days (like a boss)
Direct professors (like a boss)
My own office (like a boss)
Think of Grindelwald (like a boss)
Promote Muggleborn Rights (like a boss)
Hit on Minerva (like a boss)
Get rejected (like a boss)
Swallow sadness (like a boss)
Send some owls (like a boss)
Call a gay sex line (like a boss)
Cry deeply (like a boss)
Demand a refund (like a boss)
Eat an Earwax bean (like a boss)
Harrassment lawsuit (like a boss)
Being mystical (like a boss)
Fifth of firewhiskey (like a boss)
Shit in Minerva's office (like a boss)
Put my wand (like a boss)
In my mouth (like a boss)
Oh, fuck man I can't fucking do it... shit!
Pussy out (like a boss)
Get Snape to do it for me (like a boss)
Jump off the tower (like a boss)
Suck Grindelwald's dick (like a boss)
Score some gillyweed (like a boss)
Crash Ron's car (like a boss)
Suck my own dick (like a boss)
Eat some fried phoenix (like a boss)
Duel with Voldemort (like a boss)
Black out on the ground (like a boss)
Meet the giant squid (like a boss)
Fuck its brains out (like a boss)
Find a Horcrux (like a boss)
Get a shriveled hand (like a boss)
Get AK'd (like a boss)
Now I'm dead (like a boss)

So that's an average day for you then?
No doubt
You get AK'd and die?
Hell yeah
And I think at one point there you said something about sucking Grindelwald's dick?
Nope!
Actually, I'm pretty sure you did
Nah, that ain't me.
Okay, well this has been eye opening for me.
I'm the boss.
Yeah, no I got that. You said it about four-hundred times.
I'm the boss.
Yeah, yeah I got it!
I'm the boss.
No I heard you, see ya later.
LIKE A BOSS!
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Post  Guest on March 31st 2010, 6:17 am

OMR!! haha that was fantastic please do Snape now!!!!!!

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Post  Katie Bell on April 4th 2010, 12:27 pm

Me Fleur, and fred TRIED this. Fail
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Post  Ginny Weasley on April 4th 2010, 12:31 pm

LIKE A BOSSSS
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Post  Draco Malfoy on April 14th 2010, 3:43 pm

I LOVED THIS...

CONNOR I MISS YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU AND YOUR GENIUS.... Sad

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