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Post  Daphne Greengrass on March 6th 2010, 6:04 am

Here's a parody of the Mysterious Ticking Noise. Yes, it is slightly off tempo. Deal.

Snape Snape Severus Snape
Lupin Love!
Snape Snape Severus Snape
Fucks Remus!
Sirius Sirius is angry
Sirius Sirius is angry
Remione Remione?
Snupin Snupin Snupin Snupin.
Snupin Snupin Snupin

Snupin! Remione! Snupin! Remione!
LUPIN LOVE!
Remione!

Drama and Smut all day long at Hogwarts

Hey! I've found the source of the sexy! It's Remus! Boy…he really get's around.

BOOM

Voldy mort. Voldy mort Ooh sexy sexy sexy Voldemort.
--
Nobody's Perfect
Sevvykins knows it!
He tried and tried to find true love.
Nobody's perfect.

He might mix things up.
And his life with fall apart.
He might get held up.
By his sexy Snupin plans!
Nobody's perfect.

--

Pufflehuff oh Pufflehuff where have thou fled?
Did thee tarry to long amongst utter sexy?
Did thee roll far away to loser land?
How I wish you'd come back in time for snack.

Shoe oh shoe oh where hath thou fled
Did thee tarry to long amongst foot and sock?
Did thee roll far away to a ditch outside?
Oh I wish I knew where you were tonight.

--D to the E to the E-V-I-O-U-S [Sex-y]
D to the E to the E-V-I-O-U-S [Sex-y]

You're so damn lucky
This is the sexy crew
You're so damn lucky
We're what you've been waiting for
[Utter Sexiness]
Evil in your presence
[Utter Sexiness]
Time to be prepared
For Deevious
[We're Deevious] Simply smart and evil
[Deevious] Come and smell the awesome
[Deevious] You wanna be our homie
[Sexy and Deevious]

Don't hate us cause we got it
[Deevious] You know we're freaking sexy
[Deevious] We're gonna make you want it
[We're so Deevious. ooh ooh]
D to the E to the E-V-I-O-U-S
[ooh ooh] We're so Deevious
[ooh ooh] D to the E to the E-V-I-O-U-S
[ooh ooh] D-E-E-V-I-O-U-S

You're so damn lucky
Our beat has got you groovin'
You're so damn lucky
Hell yes, it's got you movin'
[Utter Sexiness]
Now we gotcha swoonin'
[Utter Sexiness]
You're addicted to us. Siriusly!
[We're Deevious] Simply smart and evil
[Deevious] Come and smell the awesome
[Deevious] You wanna be our homie
[Sexy and Deevious]

Don't hate us, because we're better than you
[Deevious] Ya know we're gonna party
[Deevious] We know you really want it
[D-E-V-I-O-U-S]

Back in the day
Back in first year
People like were treated like whores and sluts
Now, they were wrong
They were jealous of us all along
Now come right here
just sit on back an take a drink
[of firebeer]
Because now we're painting this town

We're sexy. We're smart.
We're Deevious and here's why
We're evil. We're cool.
We know you're super jealous

Don't worry that you're a loser
It's just that we're popular
Don't freak out. Don't sob.
Now listen, here's why

[Deevious] Simply smart and evil
[Deevious] Come and smell the awesome
[Deevious] You wanna be our homie
[Sexy and Deevious]

Don't hate us, because we're better than you
[Deevious] Ya know we're gonna party
[Deevious] We know you really want it
[They're so Deevious]

[Deevious] Simply smart and evil
[Deevious] Come and smell the awesome
[Deevious] You wanna be our homie
[Sexy and Deevious]

Don't hate us, because we're better than you
[Deevious] Ya know we're gonna party
[Deevious] We know you really want it

[D-E-V-I-O-U-S]
--
Are you ready kids?
Aye aye Captain!
I can't hear you!
AYE AYE CAPTAIN
OHHHHH...
Who lives in a rook on top of the hill?
LUNA LOVEGOOD
unique and blonde and silly is she
LUNA LOVEGOOD
if nargle nonsense is something you crave
LUNA LOVEGOOD
then run away from that mistletoe!
LUNA LOVEGOOD
Ready?
LUNA LOVEGOOD. LUNA LOVEGOOD, LUNA LOVEGOOD, LUNA LOVEGOOD!

LUNAAAA LOVEGOOOOOOD!

doo doo doo doo doo doo doo

--
Gonorrhea gets Popped: by Dee and Remmy

Once upon a time, there lived a girl with two ugly stepsisters and an evil step mum. ANYWAYS, the girl was really sad and her name was Gonorrhea. Gonorrhea was a sad, sad girl, as I said. She liked to eat wieners, but her stepsisters Chlymidia and Herpes got them all.
And then one day, the King of the land said he would be having a party for his son, Prince Syphilis. It was the Prince's 18th birthday and all the ladies of the land were invited so that he may find a wife. Oh, how Gonorrhea longed to go. There was a rumor throughout the land that Syphilis had the biggest wiener in all the land. Ahem! But Gonorrhea's stepmother said, "Guuuuuuuuurl, ain't no way you going to that pawty. Ya'll gotta shampoo the Hairy Potty." Gonorrhea was upset and tired. The Hairy Potty was gross and disgusting, but not as gross as washing her stepmother's back. Her stepmother had also said, "Guuuuurl, get yo scrubbin brush and scrub my back. Is filhty! NOW BITCH!" So, Gonorrhea scrubbed her stepmother's gorilla back. Woman, who is telling this story? So Gonorrhea finished scrubbing her step mom's back and rushed to the bathroom. "Guuuuuuuuuuuuuuurl, when me and yo sista's get back that Hairy Potty be spotless or I have yo ass!" And Gonorrhea's step mother and sisters left to go to the party. Gonorrhea almost through herself into the flames of a dying fire. "WHY MUST IT BE THIS WAY?" She slumps over onto the floor. "I'd think yourself lucky bitch. At least your stepmom didn't try to kill you like Semen White's the next kingdom over." A fairy stood behind her. "Who... who are you?" She asked tearfully. "Gal, I'm ya fairy godmother, ya hear?" "My fairy godmother? Curiouser and curiouser!" exclaimed Gonorrhea. "Pig please!" said the fairy. "Huh?" answered our heroine, confused. "I do like a nice warm pig belly to warm my feet." Gonorrhea quickly puts a pig under the fairy's feet. "Ahhh.... that be nice. Now, lovie, tell fairy godmother what ye problem be." the Fairy looked inquiringly at Gonorrhea. "Oh, fairy godmother! I want ever so much to go to Prince Syphilis's birthday party but I have to clean the Hairy Potty. My stepmother won't let me go!" "Oh, those step mothers are always causing problems! Then why don't we transform that gourd outside into a dick shaped carriage? It's stylishhhh!" "Oh... lovely, but I can't go in this!" Gonorrhea gestured hopelessly to her dress. "Everyone is wearing lingerie...."
Dear, is this appropriate for the children?
Shh. I'm telling it. Anyway, so the fairy godmother transformed Gonorrhea's dress into the sluttiest, french lingerie she could imagine. "Oh my!" Gonorrhea twirled around and looked at herself in the mirror, totally seeing all her lady parts through her outfit. "But my feet! I need some shoes that will be incredibly uncomfortable and might possibly severe my arteries!" "Well, then coconut slippers it is!" cried the fairy. "They shall look amazin on you sweetums." Gonorrhea was astonished when her plain slippers were turned into coconut high heels. "Oh! Thank you, fairy godmother!" Gonorrhea hugged the fairy happily and jumped in her penis carriage. "But you must be back here by midnight! That's when the spell wears off. If you stay you will turn into a boy." "Ya'll welcome! Now off wit ye!" Gonorrhea's carriage flies down the pathway, quickly. "I'm so excited! Oops, I pissed!" Gonnerhea arrived quickly at the palace and was immediately spotted as the sexiest girl there. She was so sexy, in fact, that her step mother and step sisters did not recognize her. Prince Siphilis spotted her and raped her right on the floor. Gonorrhea was the happiest she had ever been in her life. It was 11:59 and Gonorrhea was in heaven. She didn't want to leave. The clock struck twelve. "Damn..." Gonorrhea thought, and she immediately turned into a male. She inspected herself down there. It was true! All the girls stared at Gonorrhea, who was naked and standing there, now a bit hairier than before. Prince Siphilis ogled her dick then got on his knees. "Gonorrhea, will you.... be my gay partner because it is illegal to get married gay here and you have the biggest thing I have ever seen!" "I would love too. I love you!" she anserwed. They then slid down a rainbow and ate pecans. so Siphilis and gonorrhea lived happily ever after, butt fucking and eating pecans the end. Now go to sleep!
goodnight my dears.
--
Ode to Aragog:
Sexy Spider
Just pardon his manners
Oh, how you spin it
Gotta weave that web Oh!
It's a Creevey moment
Let me go and get his camera.
All I wanna say is
Sexy Spider.


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Post  Ravenclaw Mod on March 8th 2010, 4:49 pm

Yesterday I was with my friends and one was like what should we do and the other said lets make trouble as a joke and I screamed LET'S BE DEEVIOUS! They didn't know why I was laughing and had no idea what song I was singing Laughing

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Post  Daphne Greengrass on March 9th 2010, 3:27 pm

You sang the song? I'm very proud!
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Post  Ravenclaw Mod on March 9th 2010, 3:57 pm

Yeah! Well... the part I remembered Very Happy

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Post  Daphne Greengrass on March 11th 2010, 2:38 am

That's still good!
*jumps around singing*
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Post  Gabby Delacour - Inactive on April 10th 2010, 5:38 pm

Old McAwkward had a farm.
Ee i ee i oh!
And on that farm he had a Regulus.
Ee i ee i oh!
With a Dee over here and a Krum over there
Here a Dee there a Krum everywhere is awkward
Old McAwkward had a farm.
Ee i ee i oh!

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Post  Daphne Greengrass on April 11th 2010, 6:13 am

Verse 2!

Old McAwkward had a farm. Ee i ee i oh. And on this farm he had a Scorp. Ee i ee i oh. With a Faye under him and a jealous Penny. Here a Faye, there a Penny. Everywhere is awkward. Old McAwkward had a farm. EE I EE I OH.
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Post  Romilda Vane on April 26th 2010, 8:12 pm

I love you guys!!! These are great!!!!!
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