The Eowyn Temple of Smutty Worship

Guest on March 25th 2010, 4:40 am

Just for you, Tam.
You can be high priestess.

**Draco Malfoy** on March 25th 2010, 4:51 am

[YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!]

WELCOME ALL! I AM TAM! THE HIGH PRIESTESS!!!!

*waits for her acolytes*

[you know you all want to be here]

[also Connor.... has your ego exploded yet?]

Guest on March 25th 2010, 5:20 am

I know mine just did.

**Draco Malfoy** on March 25th 2010, 5:22 am

*kneels* WELCOME MIGHTY ONE!!!!!!

Guest on March 25th 2010, 5:53 am

BOW DOWN BEFORE ME, AND BRING ME A VENTI PEPPERMINT MOCHA FROM STARBUCKS, NOW.

**Draco Malfoy** on March 25th 2010, 5:55 am

*runs to fetch one*

*runs back in with one*

HERE O' MIGHTY ONE!!!

Guest on March 25th 2010, 5:58 am

EXCELLENT.
NOW, FETCH ME MY CONSORT.
I HAVE BUSINESS WITH THE GREAT CONNOR OF SMUTDOM.

**Adelia Kara Whiteraven** on March 25th 2010, 6:23 am

-Flaps in to pay homage to a being even greater than he, Djinn. He was awed by her very presence, for this was the Great Goddess of Smut and All Things Sexy. Her attendant, the Great Queen of Smut Tam was vastly overshadowed. Bowing, he laid down his offering: 100 Hot Sexy Boys That Love To Play Together For Others Enjoyment. (each word capitalized so show how important the offering is)-

Guest on March 25th 2010, 6:26 am

[... I really want that book. NOW.]

EXCELLENT.
KNEEL, SLAVE, SO I MAY INDUCT YOU INTO MY SERVICE FORMALLY, AS PROMISED.

-draws sword-

**Adelia Kara Whiteraven** on March 25th 2010, 6:27 am

[meee? and what book?]

Guest on March 25th 2010, 6:29 am

[YES YOU. WAIT, YOU WERE GIVING ME ACTUAL BOYS, AND NOT A BOOK ABOUT THEM?! OMG I LOVE YOU]

**Adelia Kara Whiteraven** on March 25th 2010, 6:31 am

(yes, yes i was)

-Silver eyes wide with awe and fear, he scampers forward and bows-

Guest on March 25th 2010, 6:36 am

I AM PLEASED WITH YOUR OFFERING.
-touches sword to the top of Djinn the Joel's head-
I HEREBY PROCLAIM YOU MY EVIL ADVISOR IN THE WAYS OF TORTURING THE SMUT ADDICTS OF THE LAND OF AWF.
RISE, SERVANT!
-hands over pretty shiny badge-

**Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy** on March 25th 2010, 6:40 am

*burns down your stupid temple, just like Herostratus of Ephesos, to become famous, and to become the Voldemort of the ancient Greeks*

Guest on March 25th 2010, 6:41 am

BLASPHEMY
DJINN THE JOEL, I COMMAND YOU TO DISPOSE OF THIS PATHETIC MORTAL.

**Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy** on March 25th 2010, 6:44 am

*jumps up and down squeeing like Bellatrix watching Hagrid's Hut burn as she watches the temple take flame*

**Draco Malfoy** on March 25th 2010, 7:00 am

*USES A MAGICAL PEPPERMINT MOCHA TO DOUSE THE FLAMES!!!!!!!*

[also I'm smut queen? AWESOME!]

**Adelia Kara Whiteraven** on March 25th 2010, 7:12 am

[AHHH SOWWYY!! >< i was making this:]

[and yes Tam, you are the Queen. I think. You and Adrian tie.

And it's all in Slytherin colours!! And your throne glows green! WOO!! i got the pic on deviantart if anyone wants to know.]

**Adelia Kara Whiteraven** on March 25th 2010, 7:14 am

-Makes his wingspan go back to normal (15 feet of black wings ftw) and stands guard with his wand at the ready in case he needs to Cullenify anyone for disturbing the peace of the deities-

**Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy** on March 25th 2010, 7:21 am

*giggles because he's ignoring the flaming temple behind him*
*keeps jumping around Bellatrix-style*

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