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Post  Muffy - Tam - Draco on March 21st 2010, 10:05 am

I am the only member allowed.
Smile

-clings to Voldy-
MINEEEEEEEEE!
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Post  Ravenclaw Mod on March 21st 2010, 10:06 am

Everyone knows he loves me best!
-runs out

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Post  Muffy - Tam - Draco on March 21st 2010, 10:09 am

That's not even a little bit true.
-look of absolute disgust-
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Post  Ravenclaw Mod on March 21st 2010, 10:09 am

-calls from outside-
Oh yes it is! We made beautiful Lunamorties together!

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Post  Muffy - Tam - Draco on March 21st 2010, 10:11 am

I wouldn't touch those with my basilisk.
Ick.

Voldemalfoy wins.
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Post  Ravenclaw Mod on March 21st 2010, 10:12 am

Lunamort wins everytime because we share a love for plimpie soup, nargles, puppies, and all things romantical!

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Post  Muffy - Tam - Draco on March 21st 2010, 10:16 am

-glares-
Voldemalfoy wins because it combines two sexies.
These two sexies then would have mini sexies who would roam the earth killing Lunamorties.
These mini sexies would than create more mini sexies.

Voldemalfoy is all evil, all the time.
We watch She's All That and sit back to back, because real lovers make sacrifices and do things the other one loves.
Even if they don't love it themselves!

We may not share loves on everything.
But we share one love.
And that's the love for each other.
That is far stronger than a love for plimpie soup, nargles, puppies, and romantical stuff.
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Post  Ravenclaw Mod on March 21st 2010, 10:18 am

PSH!
We've already seen She's All That together like a million times!
And you can't kill the Lunamorties because Voldy loves them so HA!
-cares about Voldy more because she would never kill his babies-

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Post  Guest on March 21st 2010, 10:19 am

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Post  Muffy - Tam - Draco on March 21st 2010, 10:19 am

-glares-
Stop hurting my feelings.
Go back to your Hate Club.
You hating meanie.
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Post  Ravenclaw Mod on March 21st 2010, 10:20 am

You're the meanie! I even made you FOUR sandwiches!!! The orgasm in your mouth sandwiches!
-sobs-

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Post  Muffy - Tam - Draco on March 21st 2010, 10:23 am

I'M TELLING FLEUR ON YOU!
And then she'll be all Sasha Fierce on you.

And I'll turn Olliepop on you too!
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Post  Ravenclaw Mod on March 21st 2010, 10:23 am

-sniffles and sulks in the corner with my spoon and the Mad Hatter and the doremouse-

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Post  Katie Bell on March 21st 2010, 10:26 am

Dont worry Luna. I am Voldemorts therapist. I can makle him love you more than Draco here. -hugs Luna-
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Post  Muffy - Tam - Draco on March 21st 2010, 10:26 am

-sniffles-
EXCUSE ME?!
I don't even know you and I don't want to.


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Post  Ravenclaw Mod on March 21st 2010, 10:27 am

-hugs Katie-
TEA!? It's always tea time!

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Post  Katie Bell on March 21st 2010, 10:28 am

-Drags Draco back- Unlessssssssss. You want to persuade me. I ave much iunfluence over Voldy. I have it great authority that he is scared of me actually. Isn't that right Luna?
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Post  Muffy - Tam - Draco on March 21st 2010, 10:29 am

But I already made a Hate Club for you.
D: You should have mention this sooner!
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Post  Ravenclaw Mod on March 21st 2010, 10:30 am

-sniffles and drinks tea-
Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Bat,
How I wonder what you're at:
Up above the world you fly
Like a tea tray in the sky,
Up above the world you fly
Like at tea tray in the sky.

Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Bat,
How I wonder what you're at:
Up above the world you fly
Like a tea tray in the sky.

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Post  Katie Bell on March 21st 2010, 10:30 am

A hate club? -sniffels- In that case... -Takes off tie and strats wrapping it round her neck-
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Post  Muffy - Tam - Draco on March 21st 2010, 10:31 am

NOOOOOOOOO!
-clings-
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Post  Ravenclaw Mod on March 21st 2010, 10:33 am

-giggles-
Katie what are you doing?
You seem to have lost your muchness... you use to be much more...muchier

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Post  Katie Bell on March 21st 2010, 10:34 am

OH NO! Ive lost my muchness too?! A harte cl;ub and now this. I can't deal I tell you.

-Looks down at Draco- It is time. -teeters on the edge of the astronomy tower-
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Post  Muffy - Tam - Draco on March 21st 2010, 10:35 am

IF YOU FALL, I WILL CATCH YOU.
ANYTIME

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Post  Ravenclaw Mod on March 21st 2010, 10:36 am

WAIT!
Katie...
Why is a raven like a writing desk?

[-is tired and delirious-]

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