I make Hungarian Horntails look like Puff the Magic Dragon.

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Post  Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy on January 31st 2011, 3:09 am

Draco Malfoy wrote:OH WAIT. Magical contraception is free. *stares*
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Post  Molly Prewett on January 31st 2011, 3:10 am

Draco Malfoy wrote:Not that bright being an understatement.
You think she would marry someone with enough money to buy condoms. OH WAIT. Magical contraception is free. *stares*


She just gets caught up in the moment. A lot.

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Post  Ginny Weasley on January 31st 2011, 3:10 am

I don't even know what to think anymore.
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Post  Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy on January 31st 2011, 3:11 am

Does he throw a shiny red ball and get her all distracted before hand?
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Post  Molly Prewett on January 31st 2011, 3:12 am



Wait, that's Mosley's game. >.>

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Post  Draco Malfoy on January 31st 2011, 3:12 am

Pansy Parkinson wrote:Does he throw a shiny red ball and get her all distracted before hand?
Shiny red ball gag?

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Post  Arthur Weasley on January 31st 2011, 3:12 am

Do not insult my sexual habits, Malfoy. Just because your family is so inbred it takes years to produce one kid because your parents can barely look at each other, let alone actually touch each other. I like love, and it shows. You just can't understand the beauty of love.
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Post  Molly Prewett on January 31st 2011, 3:13 am

You know, I just figured out why the Weasleys are poor.
Clearly Mol is like me, and she spent all her time at work online, and crying with laughter at the best people in the world, and then she got fired.
>.>

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Post  Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy on January 31st 2011, 3:13 am

Or you guys just mixed with rabbits somewhere down the line and those traits stuck.
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Post  Charlie Weasley on January 31st 2011, 3:14 am

MYA I LOVE YOU Very Happy

Marry your son? JK
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Post  Ginny Weasley on January 31st 2011, 3:14 am

Pansy Parkinson wrote:Or you guys just mixed with rabbits somewhere down the line and those traits stuck.

You guys do call me the rabbit child.
IT WORKS.
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Post  Draco Malfoy on January 31st 2011, 3:15 am

Pansy Parkinson wrote:Or you guys just mixed with rabbits somewhere down the line and those traits stuck.

LOLOLOLOL. And Truth Gin. Truth.

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Post  Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy on January 31st 2011, 3:15 am

Dom, you are half rabbit. I'm sure of it.
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Post  Ginny Weasley on January 31st 2011, 3:16 am

*wrinkles nose*
Just because I have a horny mind...doesn't make me a rabbit.
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Post  Molly Prewett on January 31st 2011, 3:16 am

Charlie Weasley wrote:MYA I LOVE YOU Very Happy

Marry your son? JK

*tacklehugs*
<3 <3 <3
But no on the marriage thing. Ginny would get jealous.
I'M SORRY DOM I COULDN'T RESIST. I LOVE YOU.

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Post  Ginny Weasley on January 31st 2011, 3:17 am

ASDLKFJL;AKSDJF
MUMMMMMMMMM!
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE ON MY SIDE.

You know what I ship...Ginny/Forever Alone.
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Post  Arthur Weasley on January 31st 2011, 3:18 am

I would rather be a rabbit and have sex than be a Malfoy and be sterile.
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Post  Scorpius Malfoy on January 31st 2011, 3:19 am

WOAH WOAH WOAHHHH.
US MALFOYS ARE NOT STERILE.
NOPE.

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Post  Draco Malfoy on January 31st 2011, 3:19 am

GUYS WE HAVE SUCCEEDED

WE HAVE MADE FAIRY AND ARTHUR UNPRODUCTIVE

WIN

also now they understand why I spend all day on here with ALL OF YOU AWESOME FOLKS!

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Post  Draco Malfoy on January 31st 2011, 3:20 am

Scorpius Malfoy wrote:WOAH WOAH WOAHHHH.
US MALFOYS ARE NOT STERILE.
NOPE.

You know what though... you having a Weasley in your head is probably why you forgot the charm. *stares*
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Post  Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy on January 31st 2011, 3:20 am

No Dom, it doesn't make you a rabbit. Just half a rabbit.
Because like, if I leave this picture here... well poor Scorpy. *shrug*
Spoiler:
I'm not even worried that you won't click to look at it.
Because you'll have to.
You can't just ignore what it might be.



MALFOYS ARE NOT STERILE.
THEY ARE NOT.
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Post  Draco Malfoy on January 31st 2011, 3:21 am

Pansy that picture works on anything with a pulse.
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Post  Molly Prewett on January 31st 2011, 3:23 am

Arthur Weasley wrote:I would rather be a rabbit and have sex than be a Malfoy and be sterile.

Agreed.

Well, obviously...
XD

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Post  Cormac McLaggen on January 31st 2011, 3:24 am

Ginny Weasley wrote:ASDLKFJL;AKSDJF
MUMMMMMMMMM!
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE ON MY SIDE.

You know what I ship...Ginny/Forever Alone.

You spelt Cormac McLaggen wrong..
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Post  Arthur Weasley on January 31st 2011, 3:24 am

You might not be sterile, little Malfoys, but how do you only manage to produce one child per generation? I forgot, inbreeding tends to do that.
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