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Re: The Pansy Protection Police

Post  Blaise Zabini on November 3rd 2010, 11:40 pm

-Clambers over Scorp to get to Pansy-

No no. I love you the most. IN A FRIEND WAY. Not

And Draco... -clutches crotch- I just cant do that. How would I get a job without my PHD?
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Re: The Pansy Protection Police

Post  Draco Malfoy on November 3rd 2010, 11:41 pm

*SHOVES BLAISE AWAY*

FINE OPTION THREE- WE KILL YOU

NOW PICK A DOOR BLAISE

ONE
TWO
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THREE

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Re: The Pansy Protection Police

Post  Blaise Zabini on November 3rd 2010, 11:43 pm

Can I phone a friend?
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Re: The Pansy Protection Police

Post  Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy on November 3rd 2010, 11:43 pm

*runs in Pocahontas style and flings self on Blaise*
IF YOU WANT TO KILL HIM, YOU'LL HAVE TO KILL ME TOO. *dramatic hair-mess over-the-shoulder stare*
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Re: The Pansy Protection Police

Post  Draco Malfoy on November 3rd 2010, 11:44 pm

*PULLS PANSY ASIDE AND CASTRATES BLAISE*

THERE LOOK

HE'S ALL ALIVE AND NOW HE'S NOT DANGEROUS

GOOD DEAL?

and yes Blaise if you must you can phone any friend who IS NOT PANSY.

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Re: The Pansy Protection Police

Post  Blaise Zabini on November 3rd 2010, 11:46 pm

-Gets out phone book and flips through it-

No... Thats you.. Thats Scorp... and Pansy.

Uh. I only have three friends. You, Scorp and Pansy. We have an issue here.

ALSO I CANT BELIEVE YOU CASTRATED ME! BASTARD!

REPARO! Its never going to be the same again.
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Re: The Pansy Protection Police

Post  Ginny Weasley on November 3rd 2010, 11:47 pm

This...is getting ridiculous.
I SAY WE DON'T KILL HIM. I don't agree with Death Eater ways *stares*
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Re: The Pansy Protection Police

Post  Draco Malfoy on November 3rd 2010, 11:49 pm

I didn't kill him! I just eliminated the threat! <3

And I am always ridiculous dear.. that's what I do.

BLAISE MIGHT I SUGGEST DOOR TWO? THE ONE THAT INVOLVES A CERTAIN VOW THAT YOU CAN UPHOLD SO AS TO RETAIN YOUR MANHOOD?

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Re: The Pansy Protection Police

Post  Blaise Zabini on November 3rd 2010, 11:52 pm

BUT I MIGHT BREAK IT AND I DONT WANT TO LOSE MY WINKY AGAIN.

I chose option 4. That if I do step out of line you can kick my arse. Okay. Good.

-Puts on aviators- Now who am I fucking up?
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Re: The Pansy Protection Police

Post  Draco Malfoy on November 3rd 2010, 11:57 pm

... *watches INCREDIBLY CLOSELY* You put one TOE OUT OF LINE AND I AM CUTTING YOUR WINKY OFF
*laughs at the 209384092384092348 HP quotes and puns in that one sentence*

CURRENTLY WE ARE ON SIRIUS WATCH

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Re: The Pansy Protection Police

Post  Sirius Black on November 4th 2010, 12:25 am

Draco Malfoy wrote:CURRENTLY WE ARE ON SIRIUS WATCH

-sharpens knives, battle axes, katanas, broadswords, torturing devices...-

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Re: The Pansy Protection Police

Post  Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy on November 4th 2010, 12:28 am

*offers bare hands because those seem to be pretty functional as well*
WAIT. I DON'T GET TO BE MY OWN PROTECTOR DO I?
This group seems like I'm being treated like some sixteen year old girl who doesn't know how many boys want her in a broom closet. And that's just preposterous.
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Re: The Pansy Protection Police

Post  Draco Malfoy on November 4th 2010, 12:33 am

*STARES*

*STARTS HUMMING SOUND OF MUSIC*

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Re: The Pansy Protection Police

Post  Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy on November 4th 2010, 8:04 am

I find it ironic that the chief is the one who has hit her the most.
I am just saying.
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Re: The Pansy Protection Police

Post  Draco Malfoy on November 4th 2010, 8:08 am

HUSH HUSH

*HAS LEARNT THE ERROR OF MY WAYS*

*IS NOW SUPER PARANOID AND PROTECTIVE*


ALSO PPP THIS IS OUR SONG



THAT WE I CAN SING TO PANSY!

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Re: The Pansy Protection Police

Post  Lord Voldemort on November 29th 2010, 10:13 pm

I don't know what this is about, but that Pansy chick sure is fine.
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Re: The Pansy Protection Police

Post  Scorpius Malfoy on November 29th 2010, 10:19 pm

*stares*
Do not...mess with my BFF.
Eventhoughyoucantotallytakemeandwebothknowthat.

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Re: The Pansy Protection Police

Post  Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy on November 29th 2010, 10:28 pm

HAHAHA IF VOLDY IS AFTER ME YOU GUYS ARE TOAST.
Wink
Hey there Dark Lord.
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Re: The Pansy Protection Police

Post  Draco Malfoy on November 29th 2010, 10:35 pm

........ NO

BAD VOLDY

p.s. THIS IS TAM. THAT SLUTTY DAUGHTER. YEP. HER. NOW BACK OFF OF PANSY.

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Re: The Pansy Protection Police

Post  Scorpius Malfoy on November 29th 2010, 10:39 pm

I think...PPP NEEDS TO GET TO WORK.

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Re: The Pansy Protection Police

Post  Draco Malfoy on November 29th 2010, 10:40 pm

AGAINST VOLDY OR ELSEWHERE?

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Re: The Pansy Protection Police

Post  Scorpius Malfoy on November 29th 2010, 10:40 pm

VOLDY.
AND SIRIUS. WE ARE FAILING WITH THAT MISSION RIGHT THERE.

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Re: The Pansy Protection Police

Post  Draco Malfoy on November 29th 2010, 10:46 pm

WELL THAT'S IN A DREAM SO UNLESS WE STOP HER FROM SLEEPING FOR NOW WE CAN'T DO MUCH

AND IF HE GOES NEAR HER IC AGAIN I WILL FIND HIM AND CASTRATE HIM.

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Re: The Pansy Protection Police

Post  Lord Voldemort on November 30th 2010, 1:26 am

Oh no, the Malfoys are after my ass. I am ever so scared. Pansy, hold me!
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Re: The Pansy Protection Police

Post  Draco Malfoy on November 30th 2010, 1:27 am

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