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The Pansy Protection Police

Post  Sirius Black on November 3rd 2010, 10:48 pm

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1. Draco Malfoy
2. Scorpius Malfoy
3. Caradoc Dearborn and his badger with rainbow powers and laser vision.

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Re: The Pansy Protection Police

Post  Blaise Zabini on November 3rd 2010, 10:50 pm

Who did what?

-Flexes muscles-
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Re: The Pansy Protection Police

Post  Scorpius Malfoy on November 3rd 2010, 10:52 pm

Blaise...mate...you want to SHAG Pansy. You are therefore on the enemy side.

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Re: The Pansy Protection Police

Post  Draco Malfoy on November 3rd 2010, 10:52 pm

NO
ZABINI OUT

YOU WOULD DRAG HER INTO A BROOM CLOSET

*STARES*

*WAVES KNIFE*

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Re: The Pansy Protection Police

Post  Draco Malfoy on November 3rd 2010, 10:54 pm

Scorpius Malfoy wrote:Blaise...mate...you want to SHAG Pansy. You are therefore on the enemy side.

..... YOU KNOW WHAT..... I THINK I KINDA SORTA LIKE YOU NOW SCORP... WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO!??!?!??!

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Re: The Pansy Protection Police

Post  Blaise Zabini on November 3rd 2010, 10:55 pm

Scorpius Malfoy wrote:Blaise...mate...you want to SHAG Pansy. You are therefore on the enemy side.

YOU GOT HER PREGNANT. AND I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW. I HAVENT TOUCHED PANSY IN AGES.

ALSO, IF YOU DP WAS SO FUCKING SEXY I WOULD BE MUCH ANGRIER;
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Post  Scorpius Malfoy on November 3rd 2010, 10:56 pm

OMG.
APOCALYPSE? MAYBE I DUNNO..THAT'S THE ONLY LOGICAL ANSWER.
THIS IS JUST CRAZY.
I CANNOT HANDLE THE SUDDEN POTENTIAL FATHER/SON LOVE.

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Post  Draco Malfoy on November 3rd 2010, 10:57 pm

This is for IC Blaise... IC in 2.0


AND SCORP... THE END IS NIGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I <3 You

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Re: The Pansy Protection Police

Post  Blaise Zabini on November 3rd 2010, 11:11 pm

IN THAT CASE ... I got nothing.

I still wanna be parrtttttt. I swear no Blansy. Ever. Even in my thoughts.
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Post  Scorpius Malfoy on November 3rd 2010, 11:16 pm

This is for Draco:
http://oi51.tinypic.com/2qsue84.jpg

This is for Whomever else (aka Rad and not Blaise):
http://oi53.tinypic.com/34grs3q.jpg

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Post  Blaise Zabini on November 3rd 2010, 11:17 pm

Dude. Not cool.
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Post  Draco Malfoy on November 3rd 2010, 11:18 pm

Love ya kiddo!

Sorry Blaise. You'll have to prove yourself.

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Post  Scorpius Malfoy on November 3rd 2010, 11:18 pm

LOVE YOU TOO DADDY.
AND BLAISE... I'm sorry. I just...don't trust you. Remember that time in 1.0 when you tried to kill me with your fists? Yeah. That was mean.

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Post  Blaise Zabini on November 3rd 2010, 11:22 pm

I don't remember that!

Prove myself?

-Takes top off and does a handstand, on a ball-
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Post  Draco Malfoy on November 3rd 2010, 11:23 pm

No.

You have to prove that you won't drag Pansy into a broom closet and do nefarious things with her.

So quick. Go be gay.

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Post  Albus Severus Potter on November 3rd 2010, 11:24 pm

I. Want. In.
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Post  Draco Malfoy on November 3rd 2010, 11:27 pm

OKAY

WELCOME FUTURE SON IN LAW OR WHATEVER YOU WOULD BE

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Post  Scorpius Malfoy on November 3rd 2010, 11:28 pm

omg.
future son in law.
omg
Scorpius...Tam...Scorpius wants to hug Draco so bad right now.
This is turning into the best day ever.

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Post  Blaise Zabini on November 3rd 2010, 11:29 pm

Draco Malfoy wrote:OKAY

WELCOME FUTURE SON IN LAW OR WHATEVER YOU WOULD BE


WHAT THE HELL? SURELY WITH MY WHOLE 'IN LOVE WITH HER' THING I WOULD BE PRETTY GOOD AT PROTECTING!

Plus. I like Daphne now. AND I WOULDNT NEVER CHEAT ON HER
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Post  Draco Malfoy on November 3rd 2010, 11:32 pm

YOU ARE STRAIGHT AND LOVE HER
I DO NOT TRUST YOU
*GROWLS*

AND SCORP
DO YOU SEE HOW NICE THINGS ARE WHEN YOU RESPECT PANSY AND DON'T HIT ON HER?
DO YOU SEE THIS?!?!!?!??!?!!?
DO YOU!?!?!!??!?!
DO. YOU.

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Post  Scorpius Malfoy on November 3rd 2010, 11:34 pm

YEAH...GOOD POINT. I CAN LIVE IN MY HAPPY LITTLE AU BUBBLE WITH HER. ALL GOOD.
And...I've got my Al...
*sniffs* This acceptance thing...it's too sweet.

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Post  Blaise Zabini on November 3rd 2010, 11:34 pm

Draco. I can't help that I am straight. It is just the way it is. I didnt ask for this. I just woke up one day and realised that ... that ... I liked girls.

I know its hard to accept. But if you can't then maybe you aren't my friend. This is a tough time for me coming to terms with the fact I am straight, and I would like some support.
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Post  Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy on November 3rd 2010, 11:35 pm

This is all so damn twisted.
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Post  Scorpius Malfoy on November 3rd 2010, 11:37 pm

WE JUST ALL LOVE YOU PANSY.
*pushes straight Blaise away*

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Post  Draco Malfoy on November 3rd 2010, 11:38 pm

WELL BLAISE

AS I SEE IT WE HAVE TWO CHOICES HERE

ONE- I CHOP OFF YOUR PENIS
TWO- I MAKE YOU MAKE AN UNBREAKABLE VOW THAT IF BROKEN RESULTS IN THE LOSS OF YOUR PENIS

WHAT SAY YOU?

*LOVES PANSY OH SO MUCH AND EVEN POSTED FOR HER*

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