What exactly is the function of a rubber duck?

Arthur Weasley - Inactive on September 4th 2010, 12:15 pm

And how do airplanes stay up? It is my life's mission to find out.

I also collect plugs.

Viktor Krum - Inactive on September 4th 2010, 12:16 pm

RUBBER DUCKS!?

Arthur Weasley - Inactive on September 4th 2010, 12:17 pm

Yes. What is their purpose?

Viktor Krum - Inactive on September 4th 2010, 12:17 pm

>.>
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ONLY I CAN KNOW
-runs away-

Arthur Weasley - Inactive on September 4th 2010, 12:18 pm

*sigh* I guess I shall never find out.

Rubber Ducky on September 4th 2010, 12:20 pm

Did someone call my name? (Yes, I had to log in as Ducky just for this thread... It was necessary.)

Arthur Weasley - Inactive on September 4th 2010, 12:22 pm

A...giant....rubber....duck.

I have so many questions!!! What is your function?

Nikki Orwell on September 4th 2010, 12:34 pm

HER FUNCTION IS TO BE TOTALLY AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**Draco Malfoy** on September 4th 2010, 12:36 pm

OMFG

THE FUNCTION OF RUBBER DUCKS IS TO ENHANCE BATHING PLEASURE

....

ASK SIRIUS

**Molly Prewett** on September 4th 2010, 12:37 pm

*dies laughing*

Arthur Weasley - Inactive on September 4th 2010, 12:39 pm

Bathing pleasure? -scratches notes in note pad-

Do go on....-strokes imaginary goatee-

**Draco Malfoy** on September 4th 2010, 12:41 pm

.... all I saw from that post was the word Strokes

....

yeah that pretty much sums it up....

WHAT SAY YOU MYA? QUEEN OF ~~MUDBLOOD~~MUGGLENESS?

Rubber Ducky on September 4th 2010, 12:41 pm

My function? It is to take bathes with Viktor, of course. I loves me my Viktor. Of course, you may get other Rubber Duckies with other, different functions. And occasionally, I may lend myself out to other people who require my totally awesome function.

Arthur Weasley - Inactive on September 4th 2010, 12:42 pm

Oh, the Muggle Queen is here? Nice you meet you majesty!

You, loan yourself out? Like....for payment, or..favors?

Viktor Krum - Inactive on September 4th 2010, 12:43 pm

Rubber Ducky wrote:My function? It is to take bathes with Viktor, of course. I loves me my Viktor. Of course, you may get other Rubber Duckies with other, different functions. And occasionally, I may lend myself out to other people who require my totally awesome function.

I LOVE YOU TOO!

Rubber Ducky on September 4th 2010, 12:46 pm

I don't even know how to respond to that... My little rubber mind cannot comprehend. For favors. I make little children happy! I am their favorite bathtime toy!

**Molly Prewett** on September 4th 2010, 12:48 pm

I love Ducky. So much.

**Draco Malfoy** on September 4th 2010, 12:49 pm

OKAY THIS CONVERSATION ABOUT BATHS AND PLUGS AND FAVOURS AND RUBBER DUCKYS IS NOT APPROPRIATE FOR ME

*LEAVES*

**Molly Prewett** on September 4th 2010, 12:50 pm

*was waiting for you to crack*

XD

Arthur Weasley - Inactive on September 4th 2010, 12:52 pm

Rubber Ducky wrote:I don't even know how to respond to that... My little rubber mind cannot comprehend. For favors. I make little children happy! I am their favorite bathtime toy!

Children? Merlin what have I gotten myself into?

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