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I am Lord Voldemort

Post  Guest on March 7th 2010, 4:16 am

Title says it all.
In case you live under some like, enchanted rock, I will tell you my lifes story.

December 31, 1923 was an epic day. Know why? Do you? Because on that day at around 11 pm, I came into existence.

Badass.

By the time I was 11 I could talk to snakes, make animals do what I want them to do without trainin' them, and make people hurt, if I wanted.
At age 15 I was basically the man. I set a monster loose on my school and killed a girl, LOL. The next summer I killed my father and his two parents and framed my uncle for it while managing to steal some stupid family heirloom, no big deal.
After that I was such a little rebel and made my own army and started killing people, it was awesome, and then that little baby made me disappear. Luckily I totally showed him and killed him a few weeks ago.

These days, I spend all my time as a womanizer, an avid Nutella fan and luring people onto the dark side with humor and sweets.

All in all, my life is awesome. And you will love me. I demand you do.

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Post  Ravenclaw Mod on March 7th 2010, 4:17 am

We already love you! *hugs*
And I got us tickets to Sweden to find snorkacks! WE WILL FIND THEM!

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Post  Daphne Greengrass on March 7th 2010, 4:17 am

[You make my life sometimes. I swear!]

SNORKACK! *puts on Snorkack hat*
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Post  Ravenclaw Mod on March 7th 2010, 4:19 am

Oh yeah! I forgot *puts on snorkack hat and leg warmers*

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Post  Daphne Greengrass on March 7th 2010, 4:20 am

Leg warmers are for sexy people. *pulls on her own*
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Post  Draco Malfoy on March 7th 2010, 8:08 am

DADDY!!!!!! *glomps* I MISSED YOU!!!!!!!

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Post  Guest on March 7th 2010, 5:03 pm

-glares at Tam for still being pregnant-

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Post  Ginevra Weasley Inactive on March 7th 2010, 5:06 pm

Wow.... I've gained some respect for you. You got a lot done

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Post  Guest on March 7th 2010, 5:08 pm

Thank you, young ginger.

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Post  Ginevra Weasley Inactive on March 7th 2010, 5:10 pm

I kind of read that in a jedi voice just for the record. As in "Thank you young padawan"

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Post  Remus Lupin on March 8th 2010, 6:27 am

*glomps* MASTER!!!! Wolfy has missed you! Do you still love your wolfy? *googly-wolfy eyes*

[haha Voldy you crack me up you really do. so funny]
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Post  Draco Malfoy on March 8th 2010, 7:06 am

*hugs daddy completely oblivious*

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Re: I am Lord Voldemort

Post  Guest on June 12th 2010, 2:38 am

Haha, Voldemort you ARE funny. bom

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