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Post  Angela Braddock on May 4th 2010, 6:58 pm

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Post  Guest on May 4th 2010, 6:59 pm

I am insane, you will not like me either.
LOOK AT MY MULTIPLE FACIAL EXPRESSIONS.

My po-po-poker face.

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Post  Rolf Scamander on May 4th 2010, 7:03 pm

Yeah Lucy...I know you're freaking insane.
Hence why my son will be staying away from you and you're craziness.
Actually, no. He will be staying away from vaginas all together for the next MONTH. YOU HEAR ME LYSANDER? ONE MONTH!
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Post  Lysander Scamander on May 4th 2010, 7:04 pm

Rolf Scamander wrote:LYSANDER! I KNOW IT WAS YOU AND NOT YOUR BROTHER. DON'T YOU DARE INSULT MY INTELLIGENCE.
JUST FOR THAT, NO FIREBEER FOR A MONTH AND NO SEX FOR A WEEK!
AND STAY AWAY FROM THE PENNY GIRL, SHE'S GOT HER HANDS FULL WITH PROBLEMS AT THE MOMENT AND YOUR HOTDOG WILL NOT BE ENTERING HER PREGNANT COOCH.


LUCY. IT WILL HAPPEN... After my sex ban is lifted....


WHICH IS TOTALLY NOT OKAY BY THE WAY DAD. HOW WOULD YOU KNOW? WE LOOK THE SAME. AND NO SEX AND DRINK? WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO? ACTUALLY STUDY?

You are crazy!
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Post  Rolf Scamander on May 4th 2010, 7:06 pm

YOU CAN SURVIVE FOR A MONTH! YOUR BROTHER DID BEFORE ROSIE CAME ALONG! MERLIN GAVE US HANDS FOR A REASON SON...TYPICALLY TO HOLD THINGS!
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Post  Lysander Scamander on May 4th 2010, 7:12 pm

Hold... things? I don't get it...
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Post  Rolf Scamander on May 4th 2010, 7:16 pm

*Facepalm*

Lysander! Just hold your hotdog yourself! You don't need roll to put it in! I thought your mother and I went over healthy masturbation techniques when you were eleven!
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Post  Lysander Scamander on May 4th 2010, 7:25 pm

Matu- What? I GET A HOT DOG! WHERE? But... I want a roll. I dont want it on its own. I get sause on me. Whereas if I have a roll, the sause goes in the roll.
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Post  Rolf Scamander on May 4th 2010, 7:29 pm

Son, we've been through this! You can have the sauce without the roll! It's understandable, men would prefer to have their sperm in the roll, but sometimes you have to just deal with these things. Just place the sauce in a cup and throw it away when you're all done, and be sure to wipe down your hotdog.
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Post  Lysander Scamander on May 4th 2010, 7:34 pm

Wait. What are we talkin about? SPERM IN MY ROLL?! Dad... Look, if you sometimes get confused about all of this. I am here to talk. But you should NEVER do that with a hotdog roll. Its really quite unhygenic actually.
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Post  Rolf Scamander on May 4th 2010, 7:38 pm

You don't have a roll! Girls have rolls! Rolls are vaginas! COME ON LYSANDER. THIS IS NOT A DIFFICULT CONCEPT. And masturbation is completely healthy! FACT: 95% of males masturbation. YOU SHOULD NOT BE ASHAMED.
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Post  Lysander Scamander on May 4th 2010, 7:42 pm

DAD. I DONT WANT TO TALK ABOUT THIS RIGHT NOW. MY HOT DOG IS FINE THANKS...-Glances at Ladys present- And I totally got what you were on about, I was trying to save you the emmbaressment. Duh.
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Post  Guest on May 4th 2010, 7:42 pm

-Sheepishly waves- Hi....

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Post  Rolf Scamander on May 4th 2010, 7:48 pm

THERE'S NO REASON TO FEEL EMBARRASSED WHEN TALKING ABOUT PENISES AND VAGINAS SON. IF THIS EMBARRASSES YOU, THEN YOU SHOULD NOT BE DOING THE NASTY NASTY.
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Post  Guest on May 4th 2010, 7:49 pm

-Falls over laughing-

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Post  Lysander Scamander on May 4th 2010, 7:50 pm

DAD. Im not worried about me. I am fineeeeee -winks at Liz-

But seriously. You need to work on those pick up lines.
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Post  Rolf Scamander on May 4th 2010, 7:53 pm

HEY NOW.
THE, "Mind if I search your cave for snorkacks?" LINE WORKED JUST FINE.
EXAMPLE: YOUR MOTHER AND I! STILL GOING STRONG, ALL NIGHT LONG.
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Post  Lysander Scamander on May 4th 2010, 7:55 pm

Yes Dad, I KNOW ITS ALL NIGHT. I can freaking hear you! "Explorer Scamander" doesn't sound as sexy as you think. And the walls in the rook? Yeah, paper thin.
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Post  Rolf Scamander on May 4th 2010, 8:00 pm

I would prefer if you didn't share with the world your mother's kinky name for me. Kay? Thanks.
As for the walls, I'm sorry for when we forget to use a silencing charm. I know you understand that the heat of the moment can be very distracting!
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Post  Lysander Scamander on May 4th 2010, 8:08 pm

Oh and... the mirror on the ceiling. TACKY. Well, now who doesnt want personaly details exposed huh?
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Post  Rolf Scamander on May 4th 2010, 8:16 pm

Tacky? It didn't seem too Tacky when you saw it and requested to have one put into your bedroom. To think that your mother and I allowed you to have one. Maybe we should take that away from you son.
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Post  Lysander Scamander on May 4th 2010, 8:21 pm

-Panicy- Dad, Look, I said some things, you said some thing, I threw some shit. But there is no need to do that.... -whispers- I need that.
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Post  Rolf Scamander on May 4th 2010, 8:24 pm

Fine
*crosses arms*
The mirror will stay, just behave yourself and stop talking about my hot and steamy sex life with your mother.
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Post  Lysander Scamander on May 4th 2010, 8:34 pm

Thanks Dad...And about those videos you found under my bed.... er... could I have those back. You know the ones named "Lysander and Dee"...
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Post  Rolf Scamander on May 4th 2010, 8:38 pm

*Thinks for a moment*
We'll see, it depends on if you try raping another girl, like your brother's girlfriend. You better be good young man! I will give you the Playwizard magazines back though.
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